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Wow, it's dark in here.

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- Now it's too bright.
- File 82-7-0-2.

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Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.
State your name.

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Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie,
only with a K instead of a C,

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and an "ah" instead of an "a",
only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.

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Tell me about the incident.

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It started out like any
normal sitting gig, you know,

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with the reassuring of the parent
and all.

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Mrs Parr, I can handle anything
this baby can dish out.

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Can't I, little boo boo?

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Who can handle it? Who can handle it?
Mrs Parr? Mrs Parr?

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Well, she knows
you're in good hands.

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Now, who's ready
for some neurological stimulation?

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It's time for cognitive develop...

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Who's the goo-goo baby?
Where's the hiding...

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That was really weird.
Wait right here.

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Hello, Mrs Parr, this is Kari.
I have a question about Jack-Jack.

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Can you call me?

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Jack-Jack. Baby? Where are you?

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Mrs Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine,
but weird things are happening,

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and you need to tell me
what to do, 'cause I'm...

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How'd you get...?

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We're gonna calm things down
a bit now,

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and look at flash cards.

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Won't that be fun?

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Triangle.

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Good. House.

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Good. Campfire.

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Don't panic.
Baby on fire. Baby on fire.

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Good baby! Nice baby.

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- Yes?
- Is this the Parr's residence?

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Yes. I'm Kari, the babysitter.

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Well, hello, Kari. I'm...

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You're my replacement.
Thank heaven you've come!

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What does "S" stand for?

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For sitter. Yeah, sitter.

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Originally, I was gonna have
initials for babysitter,

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but I would have been going around
wearing a big "BS."

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You understand why
I couldn't go with that.

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- And you believed him?
- The baby was exploding!

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You ever sit
an exploding baby before, Mr Dicker?

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- What's that?
- Have you told anyone about this?

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- Your parents?
- They thought I was being funny.

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But you believe me,
don't you, Mr Dicker?

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- Sure, kid.
- I wish I could forget the whole thing.

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You will, kid.

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You will.